my friend just said that when a girl masturbates she’s a “vajayjay DJ” omfg
Avengers 2: Rhodey busts through the wall of Avengers Tower yelling “Oh yeah” like the Kool-Aid man.
look at the guy in the bottom gif
its like his soul has finally come back to its body
I was going to reblog this anyway because it was funny enough on its own
but that guy
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”
Let’s see who’s over 18
I did not realize that kids born after 1994 were not allowed to watch this movie
im 16 and ive seen this movie…im rly confused…why was i not supposed to watch it???
Starfish feeding on a dead whale.
i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment
look at that creepy, tall, dancing one
look at him
‘yes, my darlingssssss’
‘feed to your hearts content’
‘feast on what is rightfully ours’
‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘
what the FUCK IS GOING ON!?
Nope. One big ol’ bag of nope.
Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
“Carbs are bad for you.”
dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist
do not tell me this was fiction this was some well researched men of letters shit right here
The Writing Process - In Pictures
COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
If anyone ever asks to compose my biography as a writer, I will just refer them to this.
Right now I’m at David Tennant in a spacesuit.
THIS COULD NOT BE ANY MORE ACCURATE OMFG. im at david in the spacesuit eugh.
I’m at Tulio #2 idk about you guys
i don’t even watch this show but i had to reblog this
People of Tumblr!
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO SPEND HOURS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER?
DO YOU END UP WITH NECK ACHE AND TENSION IN YOUR BACK?
WELL, HERE A VERY HELPFUL EXERCISE!!
NECK FEELS BETTER, DOESN’T IT?